officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

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iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead